caro:

This really ought to be photoshopped into the faux cover of a young-adult novel published by Alloy Entertainment, in which something goes horribly awry at an affluent suburban high school and the two girls who are total opposites and ought to hate each other forever are forced to work together to bring it all to justice. Maybe it’s about a murder. Or somebody stuffing the ballot box in the race for junior class president.

One of them drives a BMW to school every day, has been head cheerleader since she was a freshman, and has every boy on the football team begging for her number. The other plays drums in an all-girl punk band and catches up on her French vocab during her after-school shifts at the local coffee shop. But with the whole school thrown into peril, these two total opposites are the only ones who can save the day—if they can get along.

Both of our stellar dresses were purchased for under $25 apiece at Forever 21, by the way.

I read this book! You totally steal her boyfriend.