Went on FYeah Sharks specifically to find this - but apparently no one gave them the tip-off about Conan’s show last Wednesday, possibly because they were boycotting Dane Cook. Even so: That’s David Hasselhoff being eaten by a giant shark. Confirming what I always thought: Sharks love David Hasselhoff.

Full clip at about 13:50.

Update: I had assumed this was bad CGI, but actually it’s a screenshot from Shark Attack 3: Megalodon, and it’s featured in this clip. Wow. A lot of people in tuxedoes get eaten. Total hat tip: Sharkfinder Kia Matthews.